Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!