Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!