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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.