Because Jack was bean stalked
Because the stalks are all ears.
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
As mushroom as possible
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
Mice outfit!
That outfit makes you look very corny.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Because he thought it wood look better!
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
The dress
Because they serve Poutine.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
