Because Jack was bean stalked
Because the stalks are all ears.
Because their stalks are always growing.
They could be stalking you!
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he was bean stalked.....
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
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A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Why do you want 10 dollars
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Netflix and pills
WATERBOARDING!!!
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
To render the other side.
It made him wed his plants!
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
They don't like their vegetables.
A turn up
It goes in one ear and out the other
