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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.