Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet