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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet