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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.