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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.