How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.