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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.