How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What color is ice?

Hielo.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.