How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.