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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!