Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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A Friar

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.