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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills