Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Hebrewed his own
He was two tired
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
Because they knead dough.
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Because it kept falling out.
Trunkquilizers!