Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Money's tight these days!

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Because they knead dough.

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To work on his caw strength.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.