What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!