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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.