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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!