Synthia
Are ya?
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
He Tractor.
Anna May
You cant-elope!
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
You washer and dryer.
Slow down and use lube.
Harry Daughter.
She kept wetting the bed.
Because she was a little tart.
Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.
You better C or you'll B
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
A clothes hanger.
Patty
Sue
Nothing because I'm a good parent.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
Pebbles!
Patty.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.
Bring her flours
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Imogen
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
But you cantaloupe!
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
I'm not coming into work this morning!
Thanks for sediments
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Anderson and daughter came too!
Darth Vader.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Amanda Lynn
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
I don't want to plow my driveway
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
You don't see either one coming.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Because he cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe...
B)
B.
Annather brick in the wall!
Because they got lost at C.
They're both used to store nuts.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Oh God, not the B's!
He doesn't know how to turn things down
They do declare!
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*