Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter