Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.