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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome