What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!