What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"