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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"