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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979