What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*