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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender