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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

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