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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.