What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh