What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

How old was I when I was 3?

Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.