What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.