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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make