What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
My life revolves around you!
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He’s only got little legs.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!