What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
He saw the phone bill.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!