What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
He’s only got little legs.
Yodela
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
