What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.