What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
You guys have no life!
Because it's a little meteor.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
He saw the phone bill.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
