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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.