When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off