When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.