When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!