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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why are Peter Pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.