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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!