He falls off
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
It was too tired
Brushing your teeth!
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
To the moovies.
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
He nuts and bolts.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!