What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel