What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off