Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk