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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A humpty-dumpty!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
I regret nutting!!!
A snowbank
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The doctor said it was all in her head
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Awarewolf
Because he feels for everyone.
Antagony
He didn't like the Pilate
Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
