Wham, bam, thank you fam
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A humpty-dumpty!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
They all fell off a truck.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The line to KFC
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
Drool
North West
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
The sock under my bed.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
BBQ sauce
Really
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!