Wham, bam, thank you fam
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A humpty-dumpty!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Because he was screwing around.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Acting
It's in their "jeans"
The knife has a point
Walnuts
It's driving me nuts!
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
Morgue Attendant
Apache
