Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh