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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.