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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.