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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts