What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts