What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.