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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!