What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.