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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts