Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Daddy.

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Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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As long as she is unmarried.

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Because that's where the most racists are.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

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Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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They end every statement with init

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!