He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!
Bolt upright.
Nuts and bolts
I'm sari.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because it was screwed up!
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Nut and bolt
He screws, nuts, and bolts
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Dough nuts!
You rub them the wrong way
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
He got hurt from harmful rays
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
He was Cross-Fit.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Ruff!
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A joke.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.