Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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You washer and dryer.

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I'm not feline too good.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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I rest my case.