Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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The ATM

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Knock knock jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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The laundromat.