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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator