Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.