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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching