How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.