How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.