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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.