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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!