How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.