Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!