Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!