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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!