Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.