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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Ac Jokes More Ac Jokes

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath