Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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They turn out the lights.

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Alpaca lunch!

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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You have to chew before you swallow.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!