Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath