Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!