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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.