Because those men already have boyfriends.
It became a daddy short legs!
Follow the power cord.
Wade
Because they're practicing to be men.
He has a flashing light.
A police dog in disguise.
Woman
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
With a John Deere letter.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.