Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?