Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.