The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
I'll be Bach.
They don't like getting close to the net!
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
The Garden of Eden
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Well, the flag's a big plus.