Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe