Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.