Grounds for termination.
Because it's not called a purconow.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Pop,goes the weasel.
So he could protect and serve.
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Because he was grounded.
Grounds for termination!
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!