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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!