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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!