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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!