How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."