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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.