Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
A chip monk.
Because they are illuminachos.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
