Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
Because they are illuminachos.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
