How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."