How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.