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How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."