Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
