How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.