How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.