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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!