What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up