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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.