What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.