What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.