What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.