What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.