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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.