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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.