What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH