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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

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