How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.