How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!