How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Who gets saved?

America

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.