How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!