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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...