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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Who gets saved?

America

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.