Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Slow your roll.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Fo Drizzle!
The players all drowned in spring training.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Look out for the mice!