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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!