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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.