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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.