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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound