What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.