What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!