What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.