What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Sparkie.

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Two women playing pool.

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob