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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob