What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*