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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.