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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.