What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.