What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.