What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely