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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.