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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.