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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.