What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.