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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.