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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher