Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.