Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!