What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!