What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!