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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!