What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."