Look ma, no hands!
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Because it wanted to be a texta.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
They look kinda shady to me
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Inconceivable!
Because he was coffin...
By cramming.
A zip.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
