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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.