Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.