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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected