Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What do the French call 4/20?

80

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork