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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!