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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.