Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you call a French soul singer?

Beret White

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre