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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.