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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.