Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Un Oeuf Jokes More Un Oeuf Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.