Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo