Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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How do you stop a French tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.