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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.