Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

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By the ears.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.