Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Mediyolkre.

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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Jock the stripper.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO