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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.