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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is